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A mushroom of the class basidiomycetes which disturbingly looks like a penis.
I saw a stinkhorn phallus growing in the prairie next to the college that I go to.
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A variation on the common phrase epic fail, where the word fail is substituted with the word phallus. Can be used to describe a penis or just a hilarious failed attempt at something.
Becky rejected Tom's offer to make out last night.
Epic phallus!
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A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.
"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"
A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.
In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.
What a Phallus Pilatus!
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Any party with over a 5:1 boy to girl ratio.
Kjell: God this party is swarming with nothing but cock!
Dan: Yah, its a real phallus palace in here.
Kjell: Lets get the fuck out of here dude!
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One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.
They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.
"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".
When a large group of people pull out their dicks and storm the castle.
Also can be used in terms of ejaculation ; bukkake
1)Did you see all those people running around with their dicks out?!! It must be a phallus revolution .
2)Why are all those bros busting nut on that chick? Its a little thing called phallus revolution