is small and scott no mates.
#centre half bench podcast is bad
A know-it-all, intellectually impressive but physically and morally weedy.
He took my story and made it better, sure... but, whatever he says, it was my story, not his - he’s such a Phipps!
The fattest poser in the world. You can barely see his face under his hair which he thinks looks cool. Max is such a player who looks about 10 and can really not kiss.
Friend : "I met a guy the other day"
Me : "what's his name"
Friend : "max phipps"
Me : "kill him!"