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An incredibly hard subject undertaken by highschool students who believe it will help them achieve great things in later life or, in many cases, to simply have something to brag about to their friends. However, it is often realised after two years of bashing one's own brains out with the incredibly thick textbook that accompanies the subject, that it really was not worth pulling those all-nighters just to fail the ridiculously hard tests.
Students often drop the subject after the sad realisation that they have the ability to calculate the centripetal force of their overall school grade as it circles the proverbial drain.
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Teacher: Are you enjoying Physics?
Student: Better than biology(and chem).
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Block of science that determines whether shit will hit the fan or not.
Bob: Damn, shit hit the fan!
Bill: Well, through physics we can find out if the shit actually hit the fan. What was the velocity and force?
Bob: *punches bill*
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Abstract concept that does not really exist. Fiction.
I'm flying 'cause there's no physics bro
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The most pwn-inest, awesomest, rape-sauciest, ball-punchinest, ass- kickinest class in high school, college, and life.
Can be used both in life, and in video games.
Physics = mc squared.
Games: That 'nade and that rag dollin' is so defyin' da laws of physics.
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A form of science for nerds, although a different kind of nerd then those that enjoy Dungeons & Dragons. Considered the peak of science by those who engage in it, considered total trash by those who don't. Physics majors and engineers are permanently at war over units.
Who's that nerdy mormon reading that book?
Oh, thats the local physics teacher.
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