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He leads his own cult where his members worship him. (Note to self: AVOID ALL MEMBERS.)
Person: are you in jim pickens' cult?
Me: no
*I then run away*
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H. R. Pickens is the man who got the closest to destroying Abraham H Parnasis, who then sired a boy with his granddaughter, as his final revenge against H. R.
you are weak like H. R. Pickens
The only man who came close to breaking Abraham H. Parnassus, but then proceeded to be grinded into the ground and buried by his rival because he was weak. Abraham then seduced his granddaughter and filled her belly with his festering seed, and sired a boy, his last revenge against H. R. Do not be weak like H. R. Pickens.
You are weak like H. R. Pickens
A place populated by dumb, uneducated rednecks, mud crickets, and other sorts of meth using white trash. Almost everybody is related and if not they're from Atlanta. Everybody shoves Jesus Christ down your throat and I one does not except then well you're criticized for not believing in some magic man in the sky who got a virgin pregnant. Incest is...rampant and well observed on the western end of the County, while the Eastern End lives in Opulence, with mansions and shit. You may run into a few 13-year-olds who fit the description of an alcoholic with there mouths full of a whole can of Levi Garrett Dip. If you don't like football, your not Christian, and if you're not Christian you're not American. By God is a literal space filler, verb, adjective, and preposition here and Donald Trump is Next to god.
Susan- Hey Richie wanna go on a date?
Richie- No we might be cousins it's Pickens County Georgia after all.
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A place where all the redneck yeehaws live. Be careful if you run into a 13 year old, they might blow vape that smells like cooch in your face. If your parents weren’t meth heads then you probably weren’t born there. “Y’all gon get your ass whooped” is a common term. Schools suck and pretty much everyone vapes in the bathroom. If you don’t stand for the pledge the teaches yell at you. If you say your gay then nobody believes you. There ain’t nothin round here to do other than going to the store with your boyfriend and doing it in the bread isle while screaming get this bread. Everyone sends there streaks as “streaks/dsb or I’ll hit u” and if you get threatened then you better be careful because it’s probably gonna happen. There’s to much yee for anyone’s ha, and everyone wants to use your trampoline.
“Hey did you hear about Pickens County Georgia?”
“You mean that place where every white ass hoe says nigga, yeah actually”
“Yeah I moved from there. My cousin tried to suck my dick”
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a 5’1 man
ace: ur like 5’0
josh: NO IM 5’1
when u see a 5’1 man say that’s joshua jaylen mondrell pickens