A male genitalia that is shaped and or colored like a pickle
Man, john has a real pickle dick
Jenny: i know right
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A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.
Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.
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When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.
Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.
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The act of urinating in a persons anus and letting your penis stew in the urine and feces then withdrawing your penis from the impromptu brine and inserting it into the awaiting persons mouth.
John peed in that girls butt and before she knew it she was enjoying a nice tasty dick pickle!
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Synonymous with douche bag, but much more socially acceptable.
That Natalie is just a dick pickle, I don't know where she gets those crazy stories.
douche asshole dick jerk idiot
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Enlongated pickles that have the appearance of male genitalia, having two "Pickle Warts" near the bottom of the pickle, to have the appearance of the male penis or dick with 2 (usually) miniscule testicles.
Henry, look at these pickles, they look like penises!
Yes Tom, they do, i believe they are called Dick Pickles.
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Noun- 1) an insult used to describe a person, normally male, however this term can be used on any gender. A negative or rude person who acts salty. 2) an pickled dick.
1)Stop being such a dick-pickle.
2)Go suck a dick-pickle.