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The little bit of urine left on your penis after urination.
I shook off the piddle and it fell on my pants.
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To fondle, especially in association with little boys.
Look at that playground full of scrumptious little boys; I'd love to piddle each and every one of them.
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1. To shake it three times.
2. To wander around, kicking small animals.
3. To urinate.
1. If you piddle after pissing, you're having too much fun.
2. Don't piddle in my flower bed!
3. I took the dog to piddle, and look, she did.
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A rare usage, deriving somewhat from a rhyming intra-syllabic-injunction and a metonymic relationship to the more 'standard' definition of 'piddle': the penis itself.
'Look at that girl. I'd like to put my piddle in her middle.'
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Drops of piss left after male urination onto the toilet seat.
1. I'm so sick of this kid forgetting to clean his piddle off my toilet seat..
2. Jenny's toilet is stained because of her careless boyfriend leaving his piddle all over it.
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When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.
{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."
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