To anally molester, by inserting items up the ass.
Can also be used as
Piffled
Piffling
Piffle-ous (as an std)
Piffle-amidia (as an std)
Ryan said to Alex.
"Why are being so stupid, all's you want to do is piffle yourself"
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(Noun) Someone who; is a idiot, makes a stupid mistakes
(Verb) To have sex or to do sexual things
Person A "I'm seeing my girlfriend this weekend ;)"
Person B "Gettin' abit of piffle eh?"
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To trifle with someone over an insignificant matter.
Jack: You know that a crocodile and an alligator are two different things?
Tony: Don't you piffle with me!
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1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.
2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
He was talking absolute piffle paffle.
The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".
This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.
"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"
a person who sniffs girls bicycle seats
Cyril get away from that bike you piffle sniffer
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Piffle is a swear used for piss created by the manitou cabin at camp stevens in kenora in 2002.
1. Damn! I piffled myself again!!
2. Lets write our names with piffle in the snow!!!
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