Pinstripe Assassins

n. The most important and influential band to come out of the Austin music scene in recent memory. They combine elements of punk, classic rock, and mariachi into something that can only be described as a funked-out, awe-inspiring assault on the senses.

"Do you like...music?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...rock 'n' roll?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...anilingus?"
"Yeah!!!"

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Pinstripe

verb. Meaning to fart silently in public, leaving a nauseous gas cloud for an unsuspecting stranger to walk through. Frequently experienced when walking through the city of London behind men in pinstripe suits who should know better

"Don't follow me upstairs - I just pinstriped"

or

"I got pinstriped by a fat old man on the way out of Green Park tube station"

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leather pinstripe

the insirtion of a large leather strapped metal bar into the anus

OUCH, u pinstriped me

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And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

When you want to fuck a girl badly, and you let her know she'd look good naked.

M: Hey, want to go to the beach tomorrow?
F: Sure. I can't wait.
M: That's awesome. And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

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California Pinstripe

Pinstripes (usually on a car or article of clothing) drawn using human feces.

Friend 1: "I heard you and ***** had fallen out? You two aren't cool anymore?"
Friend 2: "Nah, he went sicko mode so I gave that nerd some California Pinstripes."
Friend 1: "Gross!"

Asian pinstripe

When a guy ejaculates all over a woman’s face in missionary, and then proceeds to use the cum as eyelash liner.

Tim: Hey Jim, what’s taking so long for your girl to get ready for prom?
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.

mississippi-pinstripe

When you are driving, and spit dip outside the window, and it gets all over your car.

I got to get a car wash, and get my new mississippi-pinstripe off, I
Couldn’t find my mud-jug