Piss Up a Rope

A term used to express an unwillingness to engage in further conversation.

Jon: Hey Gary, are you going to get Mark that CD player?

Gary: Tell him to piss up a rope!

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pissed up slapper

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.

"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."

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piss up a storm

To urinate for a rather lengthy period of time.

Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

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pissed up dan

The state Dan gets into after a pint

dan + pint = pissed up dan

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pissing up a pole

a complete waste of time and effort that backfires anyway.
like spitting into the wind, but worse.

see also piss up a rope

If you've been nominated for the same award 4 times and never won, to nominate yourself _again_ is like pissing up a pole.

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Piss Up Monday

When a shit, monday of college looks certain, get a couple of pals together, head down the ol' off license, and get yourself a shit load of Desperado's, along with a bottle of Vodka, and get Shit Faced.....

Ross: Dont get all "Moaty" on me, get your ass down the ol' Off license, Time for 'Piss Up Monday'.
The Lads: On it!!!
Micheal: Ok, But dont tell my mum, Only allowed three beers a week'.
Jamie: Lets go get some BRAIN!!

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Pissed up the wall

To have spent money buying alcohol to drink.

Came across it c.50years ago when a teenager on a building site.
I think it may be where "pissed up" meaning to be drunk came from.

Foreman: "It's Monday and he asked for a sub, he got paid on Friday! All his wages pissed up the wall"
Me: "What's pissed up the wall?"
Foreman: "What? Oh, it's going out and getting drunk."
Me: ....?
Foreman: "Staggering home they'll feel like a piss and go against the nearest wall: what they'd spent their wages on just gets pissed up the wall."

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