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The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.
That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.
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In a European ball pit before getting in you must pull your pants down to respect the magnificent culture.
A European ball pit is very cultural..
When you're a homie hopper and will sleep with any member of any Mexican gang, no matter what colors they fly. It's like jumping in to a ball pit, because all the balls are different colors.
Look at all her baby daddy's. She's a beaner ball pit.
Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.
I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.
The act of washing just the balls, ass crack and arm pits. These areas are typically the strongest sources of body odor.
I think I need a shower. I was at a friend's house all weekend and only did the ball pits exercise.
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A phrase used to express sarcastic congratulations to completion of a stupid task or a task that results in unexpected negative results. This originates from the first annual dashcon, in which attendees were conned into donating a large sum of money which they were told was needed for the hotel to allow the on to stay, but when asked the hotel staff knew nothing of this fee.
Tumblr user: Let's attempt to raid 4chan!
Normal human being: Wonderful logic. Would you like a free hour in the ball pit?
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An individual who has earned the contempt of others for having refused to go outside and interact with human beings and developing basic social skills, that surround themselves with other like minded socially stunted people.
One gets the occasional ball pit warrior on twitter who is unable to grasp reality