Penny pitchers

One night a week or month when the bars (usually in college towns) charge a cover and then let patrons drink all the cheap beer they can. You have to get there early to get a pitcher or you're out of luck, they go fast.

"Hey are you going to Dill tonight?"
"Nah, I'm kinda broke, I'm headin to the Madhatter for penny pitchers!"

"Hey, I heard you coming in at 5am through the window, did you puke in the microwave...!?"
"Ohh maybe...I dunno..I went to penny pitchers..."

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relief pitcher

(n) A vibrator or other sex toy a woman may resort to if her partner (the "starter") can't finish the job.

She was so frustrated -- she had her relief pitcher go for 18 innings.

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Pitchers Mound

When having sex from behind. Pull out and nut in your hand then wined up like a pitcher and throw it in her face. Immediately following yell "Strike!!! Your Out!"

I was with your mom last night and I finished with a pitchers mound.

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Rookie Pitcher

When your girlfriend or significant other wont jack you off but you need to really badly because you have blue balls so you jack yourself off while making out with the significant other and ultimately cum on said significant other.

He pulled a rookie pitcher after a long day with his chaste girlfriend.

Pitcher's Mound

The act of defecating on the bathroom floor immediately in front of the toilet.
Related: upper decker
Special Note: Much like the Upper Decker, the Pitcher's Mound bears weighty ramifications and sends a powerful message. As such, it should only be unleashed when the circumstances are dire and there seems no other course of action.

The shit was about to hit the fan, but Tommy made sure it hit the floor first.

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Pitchers Poison

A term used when playing wiffle ball and the are not enough players to fill all positions. The first baseman is pulled to play another position. If a ball is hit and then thrown to the pitcher before the batter gets to first base it is an out and called pitchers poison!

russbusby hit the ball hard to the shortstop, but was called out as the ball was thrown to the pitcher on the mound before russbusby got to first base utilizing the pitchers poison rule.

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pitcher plant

a plant that eats meat by luring flying insects into the tube-like structure of it's leaf. the leaf-hinged flap shuts on the tube, leaving the fly trapped inside. the walls are made of a substance that prevent flys climbing up then, so when they run out of energy, they fall into the gastric juices that digest it.

the pitcher plant eats meat

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