pitchforkable

freakishly ugly and scary

That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.

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pitchfork

a sexual manuever involving folding one's pinky and thumb into the palm and using the remaining fingers to:1)penetrate the ass. 2) penetrate the vagina. and 3)tickle either the outer vagina or the buttcrack with the third finger.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.

she never expected give her the pitchfork.

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Pitchfork

Abbreviation for www.pitchforkmedia.com, the best indie music site on the internet.

I almost bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I read the Pitchfork review and found out how shitty it is.

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Pitchfork

a Symbol GDz,BDz,MD1z,MLDz,
SDz,SGDz,YLODz,BCz use shit it kinda look like dis \|/ shit refer 2 chicagogangs.org 2 noe wat a Pitchfork iz

"74 TILL DA WORLD BLOW PITCHFORK UP VICCY LOUz DOWN \|/

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Pitchfork

An adjective used to describe something that is exeptionally trendy or rad. This comes from the indie rock online magazine pitchforkmedia.com, and originally referred to something that was very indie. However, it has come to be referrable to anything, indie rock or not. (esp. used in the Bay Area)

BECKY: wow, this band is pretty pitchfork

ALANA: you're pretty pitchfork too, becky

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Pitchforking

The male equivalent of scisoring. When two men interlock legs and connect at the groin area.

My sister's boyfriend did a tandem zipline ride and it looked like he was pitchforking with the tour guide.

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Pasadena Pitchfork

Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.

I accidentally walked in on Darrel giving a Pasadena Pitchfork at grandma's house last week.

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