Plumbing

Bhe act of saving a life when a person is drowning or choking by repetitively thrusting one's penis in and out of the person's throat. The thrusting creates a plumbing effect that forces the obstruction to move up the throat. This action is in no way sexual; it should only be used during times of grave danger.

Dude! Ellen was drowning at the pool today! Luckily, the lifeguard pulled her out of the water and started plumbing her until she coughed up the water.

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plumbs

scrotum

ball bag, i.e the scrotum..e.g.. I`ll boot yer plumbs

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Plumbing

To forcefully insert a hollow metal pipe into the rectum of a woman and suck out all of faecal matter. It is similar to a filthy fiddler.

Man: I'm going to go home today, to do some Plumbing.

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plumbing

Any brass wind instrument, because of the appearance of the tubing.

Listen to that great plumbing in the band! I haven't heard anything like that in a long time!

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Hedge Plumbing

Cunnilingus after space docking

He was into hedge plumbing after space docking

a plumbing focus

This is someone who is fascinated by the anal-genital area of the body and it's function.

Jose had a plumbing focus on women.

Plumbing engineer

A fancy title that a plumber, often affectionately termed a 'drippy' or 'pissy' in the UK, may like to give themselves. This is a gross misconception, they are merely a plumber.

Jim: "I've got a new job!"
Bob: "Congratulations mate, what work is it?"
Jim: "I'm going to be a plumbing engineer."
Bob: "Fuck off mate! You're gonna be a plumber, you jumped up cunt!"