you guys suck and don't know crap about pocahontas...its really when two guys named goog and al suck each others penis and have anal with probes while watching subliminal messaging in disney movies
goog and al stole my definition so i am going to exploit them and say that they have SMALL ASS CHODES!!! oh yeah....pocahontas
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Someone who loves nature, or who has otherwise been raised by treehuggers.
Chloe: Oh my gawd why is she rolling around in that pile of leaves??
Tristan: Cos she's pocahontas vibes.
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1) You need a slim, straight dark haired, tan or bronze skinned hottie.
2) You need to make love to her doggy style
3) You need to have a long feather.
As you bring you partner to climax you insert the feather into her love cheerio. As she is moaning in orgasmic delight and surprised anger you grab her by the hair and shove her face into a pillow or the bed then quickly pull her back up. Repeat this move as many times as possible. The broken-up moans mimic the sound of a stereotypical Indian. There you have it, one angry pocahontas
"This little hottie took me back to her place last night. So I'm bone'en her doggy style and just as she's cum'in I notice a feather stick'in outa her down comforter. I couldnt resist, I had to give her the angry pocahontas. Man once she stopped shaken she chased me all over the apartment with a pocket knife."
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When after a few drinks, you become convinced that if you listen with your heart, you will understand. You listen to conversations in foreign languages with what you think is near perfect comprehension, perhaps even speaking back in the few words you know of their language or of an entirely different one.
Last night, I tried to charm the hot Italian bartender by speaking in Spanglish. What can I say? The Pocahontas effect strikes again.
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The act of punching a woman in the nose before she gives a man oral sex and moving the man's penis in and out of her mouth so fast while she's screaming that it sounds like a Native American.
"dude i totally pulled a Bloody Pocahontas on a girl last night"
"no way! did it sound like a scene from dances with wolves?"
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A shaming that involves an Indian marker facial, antiquing with baby powder, and a bare ass to the face.
Scotty passed out after the Around the World party so Speakerbot decided to give him a Full Pocahontas
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When a native American is attracted to/dating/in a relationship w a white person
She's seeing this white guy, John. She has that Pocahontas syndrome.
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