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A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK
I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL
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A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.
Im so horny, i need my Italian pocket pussy
When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.
John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.
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Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.
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A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)
Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.
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A vagina used as a storage place for money, drugs, small children, weapons, snacks. Usually has a thick coating of thotsauce most females who use it have characteristics of a Cassie-Boo
Nasty hoe put $300 in her pussy-pocket when she went to sleep so her crackhead momma wouldn't find it. When she woke up it was gone!
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When the vagina is used to conceal an object.
Michelle hid her chips in her giant pussy-pocket.
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