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TL;DR Some random words i strung together whilst in the shower.
One of my friends has a gf that has a fat ass honker, and the made a tiktok where the girl jumps and the guy tackles her, except he tackles like a little baby bitch boi, and then I said "he hit her with that jelly no pogo stick"
Damn, you hit him with that jelly no pogo stick
Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)
See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick
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A sexual position involving a man on his back while having a man or woman ride him reverse cowgirl. While doing so the man or woman is grabbing the bottom mans scrotum and holding it as if they were riding a pogo stick
Leons nutsack is sore as hell after letting that dude give him a filthy pogo stick all night
1. A woman's vagina.
2. The box a dick comes in.
Man..... Shannon got kicked right in the pogo stick holder.
Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.
Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.
It all starts by getting down to business with a polynesian transvestite. First you have them butt chug a fifth of fireball whiskey. Once that mission is complete they use your dick like a pogo stick. And just before you cum in their ass they shit the fireball whiskey all over you.
Boys I've got a super classy lady boy looking to take shit to the next level. Gonna be a polynesian pogo stick kind of night for me!!!
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The act of "mistakingly" entering a penis into a girl's back door during sex every so often.
I was having sex last night and gave her the 'ol Pakistani Pogo Stick a few times, she thought it was an accident every time.
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