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When you defecate on the toilet for so long that your legs go numb and you can’t walk.
I was on the Facebook app when I was shitting, I was on the toilet so long that I had a terrible case of porcelain polio.
A case of diarrhea so nasty it makes you question your very humanity.
(Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.
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The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.
I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.
When you're doing someone doggystyle or in the butt up against the corner of a bed post. After ejaculation, you immediately grab the back of your partners head and RAM it against the corner "pole" or bed post. Aka the Bastard Child of Donky Punch and Strawberry Swirl.
After a 32 minute cardiovascular themed love making session, I gave my girl a polio rammer!
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A super fun game played as recently as the 1950's. originally classified as a deadly illness, but water polio is in fact a very fun sport even children can enjoy! If you are a good diver when doing water polio, you can earn yourself an iron set of lungs! Truly an amazing game taken from us far too soon by the pro-vaccine crowd.
"bruh, water polio changed my life"
when you spell all the words wrong on the internet -though you known how to spell it right- you've got type polio.
is known in 2 forms:
-breezer slut version:
girl: da ppl ther wer so laik fckn cuwl.
boy: damn you've got type polio
-the serious terrific version:
boy: Iuu cant;ef tyupe4r,
girl: ???
The scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. This results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.
A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.
Bro 1: Dude, summer is on why aren't you wearing shorts?
Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?
Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?