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Politics

Bullshit

Politics = bullshit. You know it's true.

by DKsDownBInTheAir July 26, 2009

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politics

Democrats: "Whales can fly"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"

normal person: "what the fuck?"

brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"

normal person: "My god,earth is really an insane asylum!"

by bbbbbbbbbbbb April 1, 2005

1536๐Ÿ‘ 321๐Ÿ‘Ž


Politics

A stupid game where
a. A totalitarian assbag kills millions in the name of "the Nation"
b. Two groups of wealthy assbags argue about cell phones and censorship while trillions of dollars of debt is considered unimportant

The only similarity between the two is that either way, the citizens lose.

USA; China; 20th century Germany, Russia, and Italy; Greece; France, all are nations, all involve politics, no regular citizens win.

by UnfuckTheWorld November 18, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


politics

1. the one and only place on earth where "My Esteemed Colleague" means "This Prick Here."

2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness.

Senate, White House, House of Representatives.

by the dude who sits in the corner and plays cards March 1, 2004

956๐Ÿ‘ 202๐Ÿ‘Ž


Politics

The best way to divide a country.

Countries such as the United States have become divided due to politics and ideology.

by Black Kat August 23, 2009

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politics

To lie

Im going to politics this test!

by Pulid December 9, 2002

729๐Ÿ‘ 161๐Ÿ‘Ž


Politics

A slowly expanding world wide blow out sale on human rights since 2001 A.D.

Politics declare war on <insert overblown reason> and slowly dismantle all your rights like free speech and the freedom of opinion for their paymasters from industry, economy and commerce.

by lonarlunatic March 6, 2012

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