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An excuse to be a slut and sleep with as many people as possible.
Me: “You end up banging Skye?
Friend: “Yeah… Sadly”
Me: “Why Sadly?”
Friend: “Turns out she’s polyamorous”
Me: “Eww. Fuckn’ gross dude, go get checked.”
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Swinger, in millennial-speak.
The term 'swinger' is so 70's, so when millennials date multiple people and want to seem hip, they say they're polyamorous.
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Assholes who can't be loyal, who date more than a single person at a time.
This bitch is polyamorous and dates 5 guys at once, she might get aids and not know who it comes from !
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When you want to fuck multiple people at the same time, but you're also a special snowflake.
I'm not promiscuous, I'm ~polyamorous~
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Tommy Matthew and Sam are so sexy and real and polyamorous innit my g my drilla
In a word, Highschool.
A polyamorous's lifestyle and a highschooler's lifestyle hold uncanny parallels. In both lifestyles individuals have multiple relationships going on at one time, both sexaul and romantic. And everyone involved is relatively ok with.
Billy- "Hey Johnny! Guess who I did last night?"
Johnny- "I don't know? Your girlfriend? Jane, right?"
Billy - "Nope."
Johnny- "Oh mannn, you're cheating on her?"
Billy- "No."
Johnny- "Then who?"
Billy- "My other girlfriend, Diane. And I think I'm gunna get some tonight from my other girlfriend Dorene!"
Johnny- "How do you have so many girlfriends??!?! Don't they care that you're cheating?"
Billy- "Haha, I'm not cheating! It's called polyamorous! They all have other boyfriends too."
Johnny- "Wow, when I grow up, I want to be a polyamorous"
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When the person you’re talking to is too afraid of commitment and suggest that they want to love and have sex multiple people at the same time.
Jackie: So James told me he loves me and wants to get in a relationship but he wants me to meet the other guys at the same time.
Sarah: omg he’s one of those polyamorours people GIRL GET OUT OF THERE! That’s not the type of relationship you want!
Polyamorous: Having your cake and eating it too
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