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A way to call someone annoying or dumb without saying an explicit word
Stop being a dumb Pomeranian
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Given to my girl Lucy ever day by her sugar daddy Frankie, she was the bitch of his dreams until a mangy coyote from the back woods came and snatched him away...life's a bitch
Pomeranian pootang was just a myth until Frankie entered the building....the man, the myth, the legend
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To have a Pomeranian's vagina placed on your face--especially when the bitch is in heat and has a swollen and bleeding vagina. Aka Twatizzle Pomerizzle
Michelle got Pomeranian goggled when we placed Cali Caliente's bleeding vag on her face.
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When you're banging a girl and all of a sudden you feel asshole being played with, but realize it's not her. When you gain the courage to look back after enjoying it for a moment or two, you find her over excited Pomeranian licking your balloon knot.
Lastnight I was fucking this girl that I met online and in midstroke I was delighted by her dog who was a real pro at my favorite brush with beastialty the Pomeranian Rim Job.
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A four step process of entertainment in which:
1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.
"I don't know if it was those biscuits I ate, or the Pomeranian Butt Noose... but I'm not feelin' so good."
"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'
'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"
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Pomeranians are the BEST dogs ever!! They are so sweet and affectionate if you ever meet a cute fluffy dog it has to be a pomeranian and if u dont have one go and ask your mum because everyone needs a Pom in their life they bring much joy and get you out of sad times they are very fiesty and love to stand up for themselves and there hoomans go get a pom pom today!!!
Did you see my dog?
Yeah its pretty cute is it a Pomeranian?
Sure is!! No other dog is as cute as a Pomi