Fiction Novelist Joshua Crimm's finest character. Juan pompey utilizes his eagle powers as a gay luchador to fight his oponents on the ring. He is a wine maker by day, Luchador by night.
Juan Pompey might be gay, but he can make some good Merlot.
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This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend
Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit
When a girl is blowing you and you ash the blunt on her head.
Yo dude, Tariq was pompeiing that chick last nigh. He’s not a bad guy though.
A popular car drove around Portsmouth by girls named Stacey… usually with sweeties in the glove box (wink wink wink)
Hey I’ve met a girl at the weekend and she is totally a Pompey corsa, I don’t know what to do!