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Pong is a game where you set up a table with 6 or 10 cups of beer on both sides of the table in a triangle formation. The object of the game is to land a ping pong ball in each cup before the other team does. When a ball lands in your team's cup the ball is extracted and the contents are drunken by the team.
Joe: "Want to play some pong tonight?"
Bob: "Sure."
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A video game released in 1972 by Atari before it was Atari. Often mistaken as the first video game ever made (that was Tennis For Two). Also mistaken (less often) as the first arcade game (that one was Computer Space).
Pong is old
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The act of sexual activity while having ping-pong ball shoved in the anus
Guy 1: "Man my ass hurts!"
Guy 2: "Maybe you should stop ponging with Jennifer."
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The especially lardy section of subcutaneous fat on the legs under the buttocks. Found mostly on overweight housewives who injest abnormal amounts of hamburger helper. Ususally ridden with cellulite, shown off best by spandex pants.
(little girl): mommy, check out the pongs on that lady!
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the art of slapping your penis against two women's vaginas who are standing a foot apart, facing each other. If a miss occurs, then you have to pump in her vagina five times.
I played Pong with those two girls I brought home from the club last night for hours!
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A prehistoric video game for the Atari Computer System in which the player held a paddle with a wheel, and one single button. The goal was to get the pong ball past the opponent's paddle. One of the simplest of all video games, but, still had the potential to piss the player off more than you will ever imagine unless you pick up the controller and try it for yourself.
"Hey dude, I got out my Atari do you want to play some pong?"
"Nah, too hard man.. that son of a bitch always beats me, I never win."
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