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To punch one's vagina with all capable force.
It would be impossible to poonjab Ghandi, for he has no vagina.
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The worst of all insults... Derived from a hatred of a certain Indian which I will not speak of.
Me: ur a poonjab
White Friend: Oh heill nah!?!?
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A person who sniffs bicycle seats for a living.
In order to spot a poonjaber in the wild you must look for the signs and routines that they so often taken up. First, they will look around in order to make sure nobody is watching. They then will grasp hold of the nearest bicycle and lean in close to its bewildering narrow seat. The poonjaber will next proceed to take a deep whiff of the scent of the bike seat. Some poonjabers have even been reported to take notes after this peculiar process.
The true reasoning behind why poonjabers do what they do is unknown; perhaps for pleasure, perhaps for attention or perhaps for research for their underground secret society run by government in order to find the best bicycle to ride into space with and conquer the universe.
Person A: Hey look at the poonjaber over there.
Person B: What's he doing?
Person A: Can't you see? He's sniffing that kids bicycle seat.
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A rakish rogue who acts in an ungentlemanly or dickish manner.
Origin: JewyMcQueersville
Goofus: Crap, I spilled this spaghetti sauce all over my new shirt.
Gallant: Man, you eat like a poonjaber.
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word used to describe a person of middle eastern descent. or slightly crazy or goofy looking.
Move your camel so i can park here, you poonjab.
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It is derived from the latin derivative poon, which means vagina, and job which means to have a profession, therefore you get a professional vagina.
Rhodes or "Sam get on the fucking rave" "No I don't want to get my vagina wet" "WOW your a total poon, actually your a fucking poonjabe".
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The act of having sex with a woman on her period, and then dotting her forehead with blood on the head of the penis.
“What’s that on Karen’s face?”
“She got the poonjab from Steve!”