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porch monkey

a black person

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.

by kcdooggg March 18, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 18, 2003

711๐Ÿ‘ 488๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey

A newly defined word via the Clerks sequel: A person who sits idly by watching the world pass them. A bum. A worthless loser.

Randal Graves: My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur!

by JudasIscariot July 22, 2006

497๐Ÿ‘ 338๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey

a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur

When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.

by bassamp April 10, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey

Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.

Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?

by roygbiv December 12, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey

Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of Schenectady, NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some crack whores to walk by so they can get some ass.

Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.

by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 7, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey

A person that sits usually on their porch by themselves or with other people doing basically nothing yet looking and watching others. They can be black or white.

Hey look at that dumb ass porch monkey just sitting there staring at us -- he looks like he is up to no good.

by Was a porch monkey November 16, 2009

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