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porch monkey

in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white

Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes

by John Robison July 23, 2006

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porch monkey

Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.

Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.

by theko July 27, 2006

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porch monkey

see also nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger

"that dude is such a porch monkey"
"i know all he does is sit on the stoop"

by fyrchken March 27, 2007

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Porch Monkey

An African American. Slang: Nigger.

Look at that fucking porch monkey eating fried chicken, watermelon, and washing it down with a Lil Hug juice drink. Fucking niggers.

by Filthy Sally December 11, 2008

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porch monkey

people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!

AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A

Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:

Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something

Ima smack her ass

Gurl its hot in here

Gurl this line is too long

Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy

tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????

by tired22 March 17, 2011

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porch monkey

Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".

"Delilah, go and fetch those little porch monkeys so that my company can rest their feet a spell".

by it'llbalright March 7, 2009

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porch monkey

a black person

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.

by kcdooggg March 18, 2009

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