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Porcupine

A person holding libertarian, minarchist, or anarchist views, particularly one who lives in New Hampshire.

"I think Smith saw my baggie; I'm about to have the cops called on me."

"No, you're good. Smith is a porcupine; he minds his own business."

by Anarchist June 17, 2017


Porcupining

The act of suctioning dildos to one's body and have 4-6 large women pleasure themselves in simultaneous motion.

For grandma's 80th birthday she and her 5 closest friends went to an all-you-can eat buffet before going to the disabled bathroom and porcupining the waiter.

by Jackawack720 August 27, 2019

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porcupine

A bald-headed man whose hair has started to grow and become scratchy or spikey.

That porcupine needs a haircut bad!

by Valinda November 2, 2006

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porcupine

when you fuck on a bed of nails doggy style (usually a blonde, if not a red head). a full porcupine is when u shave her legs after sex (if her legs are not shaved it is only 1/2 a porcupine)

I totally porcupined Kevin's mom last night.

by fuck myster May 26, 2008

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porcupine

When a guy spikes out his pubic hair, like a porcupine's needles.

Damn Tang, Your porcupine is stabbing my hips again

by the jay April 28, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


porcupine

the scrouge/grinch of halloween

Jaspaul why won't you dress up for halloween, you're such a porcupine

by Sabrina's Jerk November 12, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


porcupine

sticking your hand, or foreign object in someones ass.

jim gave mary a porcupine

by Richard Scott January 10, 2004

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