Porker

A fat fuck that will never amount to anything in life. Born from the most hick family, a Porker can mate with his equally fat sister. Also, inspiring to be DJ Skippy (a no name Disc Jockey that is equally a waste of life as a Porker) the Porker spins the mixes from the 80's, 90's, and today. A Porker also tends to get pointless tattoos that only make his rotund appearance more fustrating to the normal human being. A Porker is a drain on the human race and needs to be eliminated to ensure a better looking human species. (similar to blacks and jews)

"Yo that kid Justin Winters is a real Porker"

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porker

A fat white woman who has a pink skin tone.

Q:How's the party scene?
A: There's a couple a foxes and rest are porkers

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porker

cops; police; po-po; 5-0

look at these fuckin porkers always merkin niggaz.

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porker

A desirable female with buxom proportions.

She is a fine porker.

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Porker

A corrupt/racist police officer

That motherfuckin' porker pulled me over for no reason at all

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Porker

Someone who, no matter what your argument or how you frame your beliefs/ideas will just not listen.

Basically someone who says, "Listen, I know I am right and if you try to change my mind with facts and logic I won't listen and I will consider you a pos for even attempting to do so!"

Karen: How could you possibly think that citing Wikipedia as a source is acceptable!
Guy: Okay Karen, stop being such a fucking porker.

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Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.