porto potty mouth

1.Gets shit on and doesn't understand who the shit is on and tries to talk back with the same insult with a bit more sass but it doesn't work.
2.Will take any pill or smoke any bathsalt but never gets high just yells stupid gross stuff like a spaz.

Yo listen you ! You are too dumb to be here I dont want to hear your porto potty mouth.

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

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Phillip Porto

A Brazilian boy who thinks he is sexy but isn't. He probably has friends with names like Braydon or Nick or a cool teen named Bryce. Maybe a sister named Anslley. I most likely goes to a school in Georgia with the name North Forsyth. But who knows cause I just made this all up.

Braydon: Get out of my game
Phillip Porto: Fuck this Shit I'm out

Porto

Short for “Porta Potty”. Also called a portable restroom, portajohn, portable potty, etc. Commonly found at places that lack permanent toilet facilities, like construction sites, festivals, parks etc, this is typically a plastic shell booth with a door, where the juman waste is collected in a tank filled with a blue liquid.

I gotta poop. I’m gonna stop by the Porto.