The absolute state of nothingness. You've successfully sunken into your brain. Your free from any mental barrier holding you back from a state of serenity. Perfect peace.
Chunk: what are you up to chink?
Chink: nothing much, man. I'm just posted.
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an upcoming act of retribution
Guy1: "No way, son, you gonna let that sucka get away wid that wedgie he just gave you?"
Guy2: "Don't worry about it, the little bastards got one in the post."
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As a somewhat light-hearted mockery of the /thread meme, '/post' became a humorous alternative on popular internet forums and bulletin boards. It has become known to insight rage in some who believe that it is a forced meme, yet we know that this is not true and it is assumed that their rage towards the '/post' meme only strengthens its meme status.
It was declared a meme as of July 16th, 2009.
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The act of - a group of people to carry a male legs open and run towards a lamp-post, thereby smashing his genitalia into said post.
To post someone.
Gary to group of friends: "Lets go and grab Andy and post him!"
Group of friends: "Yeah! We could give him a good posting!"
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Extreme standing up. Standing up straight with your hands at your side like a fence post. Basically it is the opposite of "planking" which is sometimes known as "extreme lying down."
I was posting in the middle of Times Square today.
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stationary, not moving, found a place to chill.
"Hey man do you wanna go to this club?"
"No thanks im posting here at my house."
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