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Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.

Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....

by BigBadJonnyboy August 22, 2011

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happy trail pot hole

when you pull out of a chick and fill her belly up with cum similar to the way a pot hole in the road does when raining

Dude, do you need the dry-vac up on the top bunk?
Actually yes i do, i just happy trail pot hole'ed some bitch up here.

by fratdaddy11, honkey_pete, herbed meat, justin case September 23, 2007

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The pot hole filler

When a woman with an eye patch blows you and right when you're ready to nut, you pull back the eye patch, nut in the socket, and replace the eye patch.

I just gave that one eyed bitch the pot hole filler

by Dark daddy December 19, 2022


Michigan Pot Hole

The act of taking a shit in someone’s belly button.

After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.

by Keller319 November 6, 2022


Pot-hole

An asshole stoner

Hey, you wanna go smoke with Tyler? No way. That dude is a total pot-hole

by LazarusLongHoward December 13, 2022


Pot hole

Going into a k-hole experience whilst under the influence of weed

'Dude I went into a serious pot hole I thought I was dying'

by Trippyboi October 18, 2015


Pot hole

a saggy grandma ass.

Guy 1: bro she lookin thicc.

Guy 2: no bro she just got pot holes.

by D3MoNEyS666 April 11, 2020