potato

Most beautiful thing on the planet... and can save lives

person 1: I think im dying
potato: eat me i'll save you

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potato

People get confused when sentences don't end the way they potato.

i can count to potatoes.

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potato

Being a human that has no life and just searches up sh*t on the internet

Or just straight up avoids social interaction

Guys, Imma be a potato for the rest of the day.

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Potato

An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.

"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"

"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"

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Potato

A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.

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potato

a person who ties up their sweatshirt strings and sinks themselfs into a pile of pillows and blankets while crunching on some chips and binge watching netflix all weekend

"what did you do all weekend"
"i was being a potato"

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potato

Socially awkward or innocent person; awkwardly shy

"Do you swear a lot?" - "No. I'm a potato"
"Are you popular?" - "No I'm too much of a potato"

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