The most common sexually transmitted disease known to man.
Jill: I had sex with a male prostitute and caught pregnancy...again...
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shit man, my gf got pregnant! that's an unexpected pregnancy...
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The female condition of being up the duff. The strongest argument for not being female in the battle of the sexes, mostly due to the pain caused by a child SPLITTING YOUR VAGINA IN SEVERAL PLACES AND MAKING YOU BLEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry mum.
She's in a state of pregnancy! She's up the duff! She's going to be in a helluva lot of pain in like 8 months 3 days! Better her than me. Thank you God, for bestowing upon me a boabie and not a bitch wrinkle.
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When a man's stomach protrudes so prominently, yet the rest of him is relatively thin, he resembles a 6 month+ pregnant woman
bro, check out that dudes pregnancy
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the state of body where your stomach is so big you look like you were 5 months pregnant.
you know what Christmas at my parents mean? - food pregnancy so visible pple will let me sit in the buses
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