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pre·tned Audio pronunciation of "pretned" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prt-ned)
v. pre·tned·end, pre·tned·ning, pre·tnedzor
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1. To give a false appearance of (in l33t); feign: You had to pretned you w3rn't a reral n00b
2. To claim or allege insincerely or falsely (in l33t); prof3ss: doesn't pretned t0 be l33t.
3. To represent not reral in play (in l33t); make believe: pretneded they were settin' up da bomb.
4. To take upon oneself (in l33t); venture: I cannot pretned t0 say that you sux0r.
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The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.
Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.
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When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"
Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?
A Pretend Palfie, is a Palfie (Selfie with a pal, or pals) but taken of yourself with a non-real face!
i.e. An example could be a mobile photo of you and a famous face on a poster. (Instant Fan!).
Or get extra creative and daring! Take a photo of yourself together with an image (face) from the back of someones t-shirt! OR go into stores and take a photo with you and shop displays, mannequins etc...
Subjects can be sculptures, paintings in galleries, graphic images of faces, shop displays and products, mannequins; Other places to look can be bars, clubs, buses, subways, hospitals, at work, your favourite convention etc... ;)
A non-real face can be human or non human - No rules as long as you make it a 'pretend' Palfie.
Upload to Instagram and Twitter etc and share your adventures!
"Check this Pretend Palfie of me and Justin Bieber (Poster) Oh! it was amazing meeting him!"
"Pretend Palfie with freaky shop display!"
"Me and a lions face in a #pretendpalfie from the back on this guy's t-shirt!"
A meme originating from /com/ that depicts two males, one feminine, one regular. While the feminine one comes onto the boy,saying he can dress up as a favorite character and have sex with him, he will either reject it- bad ending- or accept it- good ending. There isn't much of these comics and they are hard to find. But can be found at the the Encyclopedia Dramatica page of it.
Bad ending:Guy 1: Man I sure love haruhi
Guy 2: Ya know I could dress up like her for you...
Guy1:.....Gtfo
Good ending:Guy 1: Haruhi is the best
Guy2: Yeah, my hair kind of looks like hers, eh?
:Buttsecks:
Even if your balls don't touch, a game of pretend will make you gay.
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Make-believe, imagination, role-playing
Staying in my play pretend where the fun it got no end.
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I got sentenced to six months in county jail, for something I didn't do, because of my public pretenders case overload and lack of experience.
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