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A person on the verge of doing or saying something innapropriate.
Cindy: (Waiting in line at Disney World) "... this thing is sooo long! ... Don't say anything John. I can see that preverted look in your eyes".
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A 6'3 guy with black hair that's German and Pakistani. He carries a wallet with a Durex condom in it and $20 that he ows his cute and totally adorable friend, Mohsin. His friend can be spotted at the front of his wallet on a sticker which was made May 9th 2004 in Discover Mills Mall.
If you drink beer, have sex before marrige, believe in one-night-stands... you are soooo a Kamran.
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Urg, youuuuu are suchhhh aaaa.... uhh.... prevert... *passes out*
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to prepare for the reverting
Prevert to the idea you said before
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A prevert is a person who pre-empts a pervert by doing to the pervert what they would have done to them, e.g. when a ballerina takes an illicit sniff of a foot fetishists loafer or when a child rapes a paedophile
"Mrs. Robinson? Mrs. Robinson? Hi, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your son Billy molested me last night. Molested me badly."
"Oh my god! Billy did?"
"Yes I'm afraid so."
"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"
"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."
"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"
"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."
"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"
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1) A very young pervert. Often someone between the ages of five and thirteen. It is more often found in the male creatures of the species. These beings usually have older siblings to add pollution to the minds of the younger creatures. About 75% of these beings will continue on to be fully fledged perverts. This stage is usually reached around the age of sixteen and lasts until the beings forties, after that they become creepy old people. These creepy old
people are usually very rich and marry very very slutty younger beings. (Commonly referred to as a creepy old dude.)
2) How idiots spell pervert.
1) Mike's little brother is such a prevert! He drew a picture of a woman with huge boobs. He's only six but Mike does that all the time so I guess he learned it from him..
2) "You are such a prevert!"
"Dumbshit it's spelled p-e-r-v-e-r-t!"
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