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The beers that preview the premiere event. Preview beers are for those desk jockey corporate monkeys that have made it to Friday and willing to spend $7 on a local IPA because they “earned it”. Those that start the night with preview beers are often found ordering a round of bottom-shelf boozy beverages or indulging in free pizza just as closing time strikes. Preview Beer aficionados are privy to leaving the cheap stuff for after hours when their taste buds have dulled and confidence has skyrocketed. Their legacy will be forever immortalized in the walk of shame the following morning to recover a credit card and a tab that has yet to be closed.
J.T. Invited us to grab some preview beers at 2pm, but the tap room doesn’t open till 4.
The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.
I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!
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Jumping into some one with arms spread colliding chest first into that person while yelling “sneak preview”.
Did you just see Trav deliver the "Sneak Preview" to Adam? He knocked him on the floor.
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That deep masculant voice that describes the newest summer blockbuster
In the city, you must fight to survive. He, sold tortillas on the corner, and the Mob wanted in.
"i don't know who this guy is, but I want him and his tortillas, DEAD!"
He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back. Arnold Schwartzenegger
"Leesen to mee, Weeve gat to geet out of heer, they're trying to take my Torteeas!"
One man, one mission.
Arnold Schwartzenegger,this Summer is "Little Tortilla boy"
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"What if movies were previews" is a statement that is said in reaction to another ignorant or pointless statement.
Moron: Dude, the sun is really hot today.
Smart Guy: Man, what if movies were previews.
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Game previews on Tenstones that meant to save you money by not wasting it on shitty games.
The previews are based on the title only because Bob doesn't have money to waste on shitty games either but his expertise shines each week.
They always say you can't judge a book by it's cover but they never said anything about it's title.
Don't waste your hard earned cash on shitty games check the weekly broke ass previews first.
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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary
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