prison

the only rent free,tax free and free food shelter in the world

Im tired of paying taxes i think i will go to prison and get tattoos and watch football instead.

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prison

A taxpayer funded college for criminals.

Prison is supposed to punish criminals, but instead it groups them with their own kind and gives them an ideal place where they can all teach each other to be bigger and better criminals.

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prison

A place you go in straight but come out gay.

A place where you go in having a bitch but coming out being a bitch.

The only place where a former tough guy becomes big Bubba’s bitch.

Prison is not a nice place to be.

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prisonity

To lose your anal virginity in Prison

Leroy: " Damn man I took that fish's prisonity in two seconds flat!"
Tom : Yeah and he bled for a week!"

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Prison

Adult timeout

I had to go to adult timeout/ prison

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Prison

A place where people will stretch out your asshole.

Bill: NOOOO! NOT PRISON!

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Prisonic

Adjective describing something prison-like in nature or appearance; cold and unfeeling; devoid of any form of freedom.

Both oppressive and omnipotent, the new government controlled its populace with almost prisonic efficiency.

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