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When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)
My girlfriend caught me cheating this weekend, but all i got was pussy probation.
A period of time in which one refrains from masturbating, for fear that they would be caught.
Guy 1: Want to come for a circle jerk at Tony's tonight?
Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!
When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.
Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!
A temporary girlfriend designated solely for the duration of a state mandated probation. One is specifically acquired for duties such as: sperm depository, taxi services, meal preparatory, & financial assistance. Probation slut is immediately dismissed upon completion of probation.
Ernie: "So what?... are you gonna hibernate now that you plead guilty to your DUI?!"
Gill: "It's all good, go me a probation slut."
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a word started when a group of girls got fed up w/ their men's behavior therefore set out to punish them! That's right! No hj's, no bj's, and definetly no sex for you fellas! Not gonna happen! Not tonight, not for the next 25 yrs of your lives!! Jk...it's been proven the girls are the ones that seem to cave in on their own rule b/c we're so deprived....
He didn't call me for 3 weeks, Mandy! That's aight..just put him on penis probation!
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When you use your bail time to find the guy that snitched and punch them in the face.
'I've gotta be back in jail by 8pm, time to give Larry a probation punch'
'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>
The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse
Oh man, I need to find a toilet, I'm on fart probation since I sharted yesterday.