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Problems

Events that occur due to the fact that you touch yourself at night.

Billy: "Mom, why do babies cry?"
Mom: "Because you touch yourself at night, Billy, that what their problems are."

by Barzan Abu Al-Ghafur August 26, 2008

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problem

A predicament one may find one's self in.

For fucks sake you fucking cunt what is your cunting problem

by Neil999 September 8, 2006

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problem

when you blatently did something wrong and got caught you innocently say 'problem?'

Police: you can't skate here!

Skater: Problem officer?

by JonnyLeonard July 26, 2011

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Problem

A word used to refer to an erect penis.

Jess was cuddling in bed with Alex when she suddenly felt his problem poking her.

by UpDownStrange May 25, 2014

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Problems

To fart on an extreme scale of either quantity(volume/amount) or quality (potency/linger time)

Arr mate you've got problems

by Team Cabbage August 30, 2006

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problemation

a blend of problem and solution.
an easily fixed problem, one that has a quick solution.

prawb-le-may-shun

Person 1: I have a problem! My computer won't turn on!
Person 2: No, that's just a problemation. It just needs to be plugged in!

by golikefire June 7, 2009

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the problems

People who are considered to be interruptions to the Communist/Utopian plan.

1. China is planning to use military force to handle the problems who are protesting in Hong Kong.
2. Donald Trump is one of the problems faced by the leftist media in the USA.
3. Conservative posters on Urban Dictionary run the risk of being put on "the problems" list and having their previously approved words erased.

by TheFleeceMan August 23, 2019

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