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emancipation proclamation

By dingo!

<Chef> Haven't you heard of Emancipation Proclamation?
<Sarge> Uh, I don't listen to hip-hop.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

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shadow proclamation article 195

All visitors to a planet must obey the laws of said planet or they shall be considered galactic outlaws and be punished with death or permanent exile.

You must follow shadow proclamation article 195 when visiting a planet

by Judoon Leader 12 November 22, 2021

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Education before Proclamation

Educate yourself before you start spewing crap on everyone. Make sure you actually know what are proclaiming before you try to get people to listen to you.

People RIOTING need to first try "education before proclamation" of thier reasons to "protest" BEFORE they loot and burn their own. Violece is not the answer for those who have educated themselves of the problems at hand. Get it right before you fight!

by The Lady Rowan May 31, 2020


Cuddleplan Proclamation

A whimsical declaration of intent to embark on the journey of starting a family together.

With a twinkle in his eye, he leaned in close and whispered, 'It's time for a Cuddleplan Proclamation, my love.

by Spoofu May 28, 2024


Depantcipation Proclamation

A parental protest against their children's choice of pants. Threatening to take away the choice to wear too tight, sagging, or just plain ugly pants.

"The depantcipation proclamation went into effect the moment you came down the stairs in the stairs in those jeans. Now, take them off and hand them over."

by Rychenroller January 26, 2013