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The development of arthritic symptoms from long, extended hours of procrasterbating. Symptoms deriving usually in the wrists, fingers, hands and feet.
Todd had a knot near his third digit on his right hand, with severe arthritic pain after several several hours of procrasterbating. He was diagnosed with Procrasterbitis and told to use his other hand for a week and sent home!
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To combine the acts of procrastinating and masterbating.
I was going to vote, instead i procrasterbates.
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Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.
"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"
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The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.
Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.
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The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's
My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".
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the act of masturbating to put off an important activity
tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating
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Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating
dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
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