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Ladies breasts that uniquely rotate in unison in a variety of situations such as passionate sex, running for departing public transport, vigorous dancing and beginners aerobics classes.
"Did you just see that girl running by?"
"No"
"Pity, she had impressive jelly propellers"
best done with a taller man and a shorter woman
The man stands facing the womans back, bends his knee's slightly and sticks his dick up her arse.
He then straightens his legs lifting her tiny lil feet off the ground, slightly remeniscent of Wile Coyote just after he's run off the edge off a cliff and is hanging in the air with legs still running.
the man then uses one hand to set the woman spinning on his dick
Note:-
1. Wearing a pilots helmet, making helecopter noises with your mouth and pretend you are back in the 90's playing LHX Attack Chopper on your old Sega Meagdrive is optional but may enhance the experience somewhat.
2. It is strongly adviseable NOT to perform this particular sexual position if you were in the Vietnam war as it may cause flashbacks, leading you to crash your female helicopter in to the sofa, apply camoflage makeup and go live in the bush in the back garden for several weeks before finaly emerging and uttering the phrase "You wasnt there man" to random passers by,
3. You will end up with a brown ring on your thing. in fact, if your a white guy, the end of your penis may actualy end up looking like that of a pakistani man due to the colour change, except considerably longer cuz we all know pakistani's have small dicks, or at the very least, it will look like your penis has a sun-tan
Bertha: Hey, what the fuk? where did you just ram that thing
Olaf : Right up your shitter.we are about to have propeller sex baby !
Bertha: No, wait !!!! i get dizzy easy and.. . . .oh. . .woooo woooo woooo woooo !
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A titty propeller occurs when the male is fucking a female so hard and her tiites start to move in a spiraling motion. the titties start too look like a motor boat propeller\helicopter. This mosty happens when the female is on top.
dude that skank fucked me so hard she had a titty propeller!
that thot has big titties and Id love to give her a titty propeller.
When a geek/cool kid gives a kid a painful wedgie.
Instructions.
1. Obtain a strong stick or baseball bat.
2. Find a stupid kid.
3. Pants him and when he bends over to pick them up stand on his pants and put in the stick lying down between his leggings.
4. Twist as much as you like, until his undies break.
5. Be warned, this can permanently injure his testicles and is the most painful when done correctly.
Damn, yesterday I got a propeller wedgie from brad. He gave me a swirly then propeller wedged me before hanging the stick on the ceiling. My balls are now red and crap.
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A drink that was created by drunken teenagers from jersey at 1 a.m. It contains orange propel fitness water and about 3 shots of captain morgan. The combination of these fluids creates a smooth tasting liquid orgasm.
Guy 1: Dude what am I drinking?
Guy 2: The Captain's Propeller brosef!
Guy 1: WOW! This is like a liquid orgasm!
When a man proceeds to rotate his hips in a motion that will cause his penis to spin in a motion imitating a plane's propeller.
Performing the penis propeller is more impressive the smaller your penis is.
It is impossible to do a penis propeller while receiving oral sex.
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when you are fucking a girl sideways and you are on her leg and the other leg is on your shoulder you break the leg on your shoulder at the knee and you move in closer and fuck her harder in the ass so she screams in pain then you jizz in her butthole over and over
Guy 1: Oh my god I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital last night after we had sex.
Guy 2: Why?! Did her intestines fall out?!
Guy 1: No. We did this move called the broken propeller!
Guy 2: EWWWW she might not be able to walk again.
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