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A doctor who prescribes medication in hopes that their patients' lives will improve. While prescription medications do help in most cases, they will NOT improve your life dramatically.
Psychiatry should not be confused with psychotherapy, which is a process in which you talk to a "licensed" psychotherapist about your personal problems.
Neither of these methods are effective for major depression -- suicide is your best option!
After visiting a psychiatrist:
Wellbutrin XL -- take one 300 mg tablet in the morning
Seroquel -- take one 100 mg tablet before bedtime
THESE MEDICATIONS DON'T SEEM TO BE HELPING ASSHOLE!!!
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Physciatrist another word for cops.
I am not a psychiatrist, I am an officer of the law.
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A real doctor who actually helps people. I have a friend with MDD and her meds are really helping her be back to her normal self. I have another friend with GAD and her meds are helping her too. Now that I think about it, I seem to know more girls on meds then guys, I guess that's finally all the proof you need that women are literally crazy.
Women: I hate my life, give me some meds
psychiatrist: Take these meds
Man: I hate my life to, but I'm gonna be a man and deal with it instead of taking meds to avoid it.
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A person who gives advice for mental disorders, emotional disorders, or any other mental illness and has no known background knowledge or psychiatry. More than just advice with no clinical know how.
I was at work and some a-hole that I was talking to tried to give me advice on my ADD, he even offered me ways to obtain ADD medication, what an a-hole armchair psychiatrist!
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One who can communicate with testicles. Also know as a ball whisperer.
Guy1: Yesterday, my balls were sweaty so I went to a Testicular Psychiatrist. He calmed them down and now they’re not sweaty anymore.
Guy2: I sure as hell need to see a ball whisperer my balls have been giving me trouble for months.
when at the therapists', invariably the doctor has a patient 'locking horns' with whatever the "patient's" malady is, ie: fear of flying- go flying, fear of people- seek out people, fear of heights- go up a big tower, etc...
one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
john wanted to meet women, but had to call upon his inner psychiatrist to get himself where the 'birds' were
judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.
jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'
joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
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I person who blames others and doesn't look at their own problems.
Monique never takes responsibility for her failed relationships, she's a real drugstore psychiatrist.
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