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A giant repetitive wave of several dick punches followed by a glass of salt water to the face
Jeremy and Randall gave josh a tsunami dick punch for his birthday.
A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.
Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.
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An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.
Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.
Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.
Person 1:Dude that sucks.
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Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!
Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"
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A can of pabst blue ribbon beer. Preferably a 16oz. can.
I am going to the bar, would you like an Alabama dick punch?
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When a girl takes so much dick, therefore her pussy has become a punching bag for cocks.
She got banged by all the bros, what a punching bag of dicks.
Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."