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A Pupil Thief is one who practices the art of stealing ones pupils from the eye ball.
It takes many years of practice to be able to do it and even longer to become a Black Belt Pupil Thief.
Their are only 5 known Black Belt Pupil Thief's in the world:
Nicolas Cage™
Gerodge
Nic Cage™
"The Cage"™
Nicolas "The Cage" Cage ™
I woke up one morning and my pupils were gone, damn Pupil Thief's!
Gerodge is a Pupil Thief.
When i'm older i want to be Black Belt Pupil Thief like "The Cage"™ himself.
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The only known treatment for condition known as cranial rectitis which involves removing the head from the rectum to cure the shitty outlook caused by this malady.
Sara told Bob if he doesn't clear up his shity attitude she will request that Bob's doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him.
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What is a purple pupil people eater:
a person too high to make a sentence and instead decides to eat a sober person, because purple pupil people eaters can.
They also can gett away with such crime because they are god.
How to spot a purple pupil people eater:
They will smell a lot like weed, or if smart will smell like strong weed and perfume mixed. Will have blood shot eyes, dyed hair, and screaming random shit at unexpecting citizens. Usually female.
How to defend yourself against purple pupil people eaters:
a purple pupil people eater will not attack people who are under the influence.
stay away from parks, swings and being alone at night.
When spotted by a purple pupil people eater:
RUN!
don’t look back, go home gett high and you may then be safe unless you have blue eyes.
purple pupil people eaters don't however eat old people, they taste bad.
they love to eat people with blue eyes, don’t ask whyy.
How to become a purple pupil people eater:
*you have to be mad ballin’
1. Make sure you don’t have blue eyes.
If so, you fail.
2. Gett baked.
3. Look in a mirror make sure eyes are as red as possible
4. Say purple pupil people eater without laughing, and without mixing up your words. three times.
5. Go to nearest or biggest park possible, and yell random shit at people. Including free sex.
Why people become purple pupil people eater:
usually because they have nothing better to do. Or maybe they just are that amazing and became purple pupil people eaters. Most common reason people become purple pupil people eaters is because they like the taste of people.
*please note do not judge purple pupil people eaters, they are people too
sober person one: wow, I’m bored.
sober person two: what do you want to do?
sober person three: uhm, why not become purple pupil people eaters?
sober person one, two: YAH!
*all blaze
high person two: now what?
high person three: we should check the list!
High person one:….. Uhm, lets not.
*high person one and three looks at the list
High person two: uh oh, why not?
High person three: because they cant be a purple pupil people eater!
(dun dun dun)
High person two: sorry one, but you have blue eyes. But you can sit there, and watch us?
High person one: okay!
High person three: next, we must check the mirror
*both look at blood shot eyes in mirror
high person two: now we say…. purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters.
Done!
High person three: purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters, purple pupil people eaters. YAY! We are purple pupil people eaters!
*high person three became purple pupil people eater three and high person two became purple pupil people eater two.
purple pupil people eater three: lets go to the park!
High person one: okayy,
Purple pupil people eater two: damn, there are no people here,
purple pupil people eater three: mmmmm, I smell someone with blue eyes.
High person one: uh oh.
*ate high person one, because they he had blue eyes
purple pupil people eater two and three: mmmmmm.
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when someone has done somthng real bad to you or you heard something real bad..
the opposite of lmao lol lmsao lls roflmao
may b also used when extremely happy things happen in ur life..
ex.. ma dad bought me a new car today..i`m soo crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)
ex.. hey doug u heard that kid in the corner is dead??
oh jeez this is unbelievable crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)..
ex.. i saw ma mum beat ma dad..dat is sooo bad..crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)
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The pupil is the the round opening in the center of the iris. It is the colored tissue that makes the "eye color" at the front of the eye. The pupil changes size to let light into the eye. It gets smaller in bright light and larger as the amount of light decreases Pupil is also used as a person who is learning under a teacher or instructor. In this sense, pupil is often used when the student is young but does not strictly apply to young people. In legal terms, pupil can refer to a minor who is under the care of a legal guardian who is not one of their parents.
Ex. 1:
"Today I found out that an alligators pupil can be all sorts of colors!"
Ex. 2:
"He had further success, because some of his pupils were allowed to go on to further study after all."
Ex. 2 (v2):
"Will you take me on as your pupil?"
A student who exchanges sex for grades. Not necessarily from the teacher but help from other students.
“Man you know Amanda would suck you off for the computer science assignment.”
“She’s a prostitute pupil bro I heard she did that to Dr Bryant for an A”
Wow, honey, it looks like a pink pupil staring back at me!