purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

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Purple Headed Stallion

refers to tha enormously ferocious cock LBC has.

girl 1: damn girl, u look tore up.
girl 2: thats cuz LBC's purple-headed stallion ran a massacre up on me.
LBC: damn right girl, and i'll pound your friend too!!!

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purple headed deicas

when a girl giving a hand job squeezes to hard

nick got the fatal purple headed deicas

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purple headed throbber

A raging hard-on...ready to explode

She rode me until she climbed off my purple headed throbber and it spayed all over her face

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purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"

"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"

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Purple headed warrior

The bulbouse tip of the penis.

Can I insert my purple headed warrior up your quivering mound of love pudding and explore every crevis of your femmininity

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purple-headed warrior

a guys penis

originated when i had nothin better to do

I have a humongous purple-headed warrior max and tom.

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