"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."
a cock when your about to cum.
after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger
Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.
Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?
Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple
This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.
a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time
"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"
A penis. The male sex organ.
He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.