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The act of a skanky bitch sucking dirty dick in a manner in which she is the peon and you are the ranking seargent
Bitch get down there and give me 25 face pushups
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When a woman lays down on her back and points her ass straight in the air, and her male partner stands over her and points his cock vertically downwards and starts squatting.
I was lookin' at some porn last night, and then they started to do a german pushup... it looked painful.
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when someone eats the last bite of ice cream, takes the last hit, or simply consumes the final anything without asking anyone else first, they become an asshole. A consequential pushup or act of homage is then exhibited by the perpetrator.
"Dude thanks for not asking first before taking the last gummy worm! Get on the floor and do an asshole-pushup!"
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It's when you fuckin lay down, on the ground. And you let your boner lift you up of the floor.
Jack black does cock pushups all the time, while Kyle Gass don't belive him!
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Doing a push up when in the missionary sex position
Having sex while doing the domanant pushup
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Its when you fuckin, sit down flat on the ground, and you let your turd, lift you up, off the ground
He was so tall I had to do turd pushups just to see over him
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Pushups with a sexual nature to them.
-Last night I had a serious workout with Jenny...we did 20 reps of love-pushups!
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