putting down

the opposite of putting up with someone

R; "I, thanks for putting up with me"

I: "R, no, I don't 'put up' with you, I am putting down with you"
R: "I love you"

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to put downs

to make it known that someone is your girlfriend/boyfriend or in a relationship with you whether it be official or unofficial.

Ramon: Oh! look at that breezy over there! I'm gonna go holla at her.

Mike: Naw man. It's to late to put downs on her. That's David's girl.

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Put down the Sharpie

A request to someone to admit they are wrong.

In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.

"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."

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put down a three

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".

"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"

Put The Baby Down

Verb Phrase:

1)To ready oneself for drastic and decisive action including, but no limited to violent enforcement or retribution.

2)To decide to take a situation seriously and finally engage in conflict or competition. Characterized by a shift in priorities from general agree-ability, care and nurturing to force of will and fighting. i.e., A move from "lover" to "fighter".

If they think they can get away with slandering our name like that they are mistaken. It's time to put the baby down!

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put the hammer down

1)A term truck drivers use meaning accelerate to maximum speed, or terminal velocity, which ever is faster. 2)Common uses by passenger vehicle drivers are pedal to the metal and floor it

Truck Driver 1 " breaker-one-nine whats your twenty?"
Truck Driver 2 "heading North on 95 - driver!"
Truck Driver 1 "What you haulin' good buddy?"
Truck Driver 2 "I'm haulin' a hot load of (insert cargo), I've got a long way to go and a short time to get there - Over"
Truck Driver 1 "Well, I reckon you better put the hammer down"
Truck Driver 2 " ten-four good buddy.. the hammer is down!"

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put that cookie down

When Arnold sees people eating his cookies, he yells this phrase, and eats them. Usually followed by this:

NAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

"MMMM these cookies are so good."

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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