quaff

A type of fart that comes out of the penis hole.

Man: God Seth did you here that?
Seth: Sorry man I just quaffed myself.

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quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

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quaff

adjective- describes manorism or actions that may be classified as homosexual in nature.

"Dont walk like that, thats quaff"

"stop looking at Nicks butt, ben, you quaff little boy"

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quaff

Like a queef only worse

OMG, that quaff is horrible.

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Quaff

1. To drink something (a fountain, sink, potion) in a hearty manner.

2. Usually used by people with an extended vocabulary, such as Edgar Allan Poe.

1. You see here a fountain. 'q'

Drink from the fountain? (y/N) y

This tepid water is tasteless.
from nethack

2. "Quaff, oh quaff such kind nepenthe .."
from The Raven

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Quaff

To feast on something so glorious it brings one immense joy.

Emily was about to quaff on those plantain chips.

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Quaff

Ginormous hair of epic proportions

look at his dirty quaff, I think there is a rat in there

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