Spelt queff, quef or queph, a quef master. A person who understands quefs on a level no one else does, they can make them happen on command or make someone else quef of comand. 8 in 86000 are queff masters. Quef masters are often short but some are tall, they also really like hot pockets. The first queff master to ever exist was god as he made Mary queff and that's how Jesus was born.
Person 1: man I made her quef on command, I'm a total quef master
A special phenomenon of words said by Brad Madison the Sioux City local comedian used for welcoming
Sexy Chick: thank you Brad for making egg salad on my dead mother’s grave.
Brad: Bef Quef
The hoodlum version of queef. It is trapped air that comes out of your clit insted of your pussy.
“Dude I jus quefed”
“That quef stank like alligator pussy”
“Did that nigga jus quef?”
“Here quef quef quef quef quef”